Best Skateboarding Jokes and Puns: These Will Have You ‘Rolling’ with Laughter

Ever wondered what keeps skateboarders chuckling between tricks? Dive into the funniest skateboarding jokes and puns that have us all rolling with laughter.

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You know, skateboarding isn’t just about landing that trick. So let’s take a breather from chasing tricks and dive into something that’ll get your wheels spinning in a different direction—skateboarding jokes and puns that’ll have you laughing harder than when you eat it on that 5 set. 😅

OK, let me be real here for a second. Are these going to be funny? Probably not.. They will be corny as hell. But still, you wanted some skateboarding jokes and puns. You got them. Here they are.

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Best skateboarding jokes

  1. Why did the skateboarder bring string to the park? To tie his tricks together!
  2. What do you call a skateboarder who doesn’t perform tricks? A “board”walker.
  3. Why was the skateboarder always calm? Because he knew how to roll with the punches.
  4. How do skateboarders stay in shape? They do plenty of ollie-weights!
  5. Why did the skateboarder go to school? To improve his “skate”uation skills.
  6. What’s a skateboarder’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal, because they love to grind!
  7. Why don’t skateboarders ever get lost? They always follow the rails.
  8. What did the skateboard say to the curb? “You crack me up!”
  9. Why did the skateboarder apply for a job? He wanted to kickflip his career into high gear.
  10. How do skateboarders greet each other? “What’s up, deck?”
  11. Why did the skateboarder bring a ladder to the skatepark? To reach new heights in his tricks.
  12. What’s a skateboarder’s favorite vegetable? A “grind” lettuce.
  13. Why was the skateboarder always invited to parties? Because he knew how to turn up the deck.
  14. What do skateboarders use to fix their boards? Skate-tape!
  15. Why did the skateboarder sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time for his session.
  16. What’s a skateboarder’s favorite movie genre? Action-packed flicks with lots of stunts.
  17. Why did the skateboarder bring a pillow to the park? For when he took a break from grinding.
  18. How do skateboarders pay for things? With their deck-cards.
  19. What’s a skateboarder’s favorite drink? A “skate-tail.”
  20. Why did the skateboarder cross the road? To ollie over to the other side!
  21. Why don’t skaters ever get lost? Because they always find their way around the half-pipe map!
  22. What do you call a skateboarding ghost? A board spirit!
  23. What do skaters drink at parties? Rail ale!
  24. Why was the skateboarder always calm? Because he knew how to roll with it.
  25. What’s a skater’s favorite kitchen tool? The microgrinder.
  26. Why do skaters make great friends? Because they always have the best tricks up their sleeves!
  27. How do skaters stay cool? By doing boardslides in the shade!
  28. What’s a skater’s favorite type of jump? A paystair!
  29. Why do skaters always win at video games? Because they have the best combo moves!
  30. What do you call a skater who also writes poetry? A prose boarder!
  31. Why did the skater bring a ladder to the skatepark? To reach new heights of fun!
  32. Why was the little old lady afraid of the skater? She heard he was a notorious half-pipe hitter!
  33. How do skaters keep their cool? By sticking to the boardwalk!
  34. What do you get when you cross a skater with a comedian? A stand-up manual!
  35. Why do skaters make good journalists? They know how to work the beat!
  36. What’s a skater’s favorite story? A fairy grindmother tale!
  37. Why are skaters bad at standing still? Because they prefer to truck and roll!
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Best skateboarding one-liners

  1. I told my deck to stop looking sad. It just needed a bit more boardom!
  2. Life is like a skate park—watch out for the bumps along the ride!
  3. If you can’t do a kickflip yet, just keep trucking!
  4. Skaters don’t just ride skateboards—they deck them out too!
  5. Skaters never die—they just lose their grip!
  6. Always trust a skater to get the jump on things.
  7. Skaters always go to boarding school.
  8. Don’t just stand there, skateboard something!
  9. Skaters don’t just skate, they do it ollie over town.
  10. Skaters are not great at hide and seek. They always resurface!
  11. Skaters don’t erase mistakes, they grind them out!
  12. If skating was easy, they’d call it football.

Best skateboarding puns

  1. I’m a wheelie big fan of skateboarding.
  2. Talk is cheap? Not until you’ve bought a skateboard.
  3. Keep calm and carry on? More like keep calm and skate on!
  4. Skateboarding: Where falling is just another way to fly.
  5. Why walk when you can roll?
  6. Skaters don’t need wings to soar.
  7. Board meetings? I thought you said ‘bored meetings.’
  8. I brake for skate parks.
  9. Life’s a ditch, then you skate.
  10. Skaters do it with incredible bearings.
  11. Stay board, not bored.
  12. Have a wheely good day!
  13. Let’s roll with it.
  14. Catch you on the flip slide.
  15. Just deck it out!
  16. Feel the burn of the turn.
  17. Nail the trick, don’t bail the trick.
  18. Skate past your fears.
  19. Keep the motion in emotion.
  20. Ollie believe it when I see it!

Final thoughts

We’ve cruised through some of the funniest skateboarding jokes and puns out there, and hopefully, they’ve brought a smile to your face. Remember, skateboarding is as much about the joy as it is about the ride.

Best skateboarding jokes and puns: these will have you ‘rolling’ with laughterever wondered what keeps skateboarders chuckling between tricks? Dive into the funniest skateboarding jokes and puns that have us all rolling with laughter.
Illustration of skateboarders laughing at the skate park to a bunch of puns and jokes.

Looking for more laughs? Check out some of the best skateboarding videos ever made, or dive into the history of skateboarding to see how our favorite pastime evolved.

What’s your take on skateboarding humor? Let’s keep the conversation going and keep our community tight-knit and full of laughter.

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Written by Jedain Arron, Founder and writer

I'm Jedain, a 30-something-year-old dad rekindling my love for skateboarding. I've been skating since I was 13 back in New York City, took a long break for adulting, and now I'm back on the board.

This blog documents my journey back to the skatepark (creaky joints and all). Follow along as I relearn tricks, reconnect with the skate scene, and share the ups and downs of returning to the sport.

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